I Hate DeCamp

Dream Date

Mmm, this is delicious. Pass the ginger-soy dipping sauce, please.

Here you go.... More wild salmon in sweet-chili glaze?

Yes, please! What did you say the name of this place is?

It has no name.

A restaurant with no name? Who ever heard of such a thing?

This isn't a real restaurant.

Come again? Next you're going to tell me we're not actually in the bus station.

We're not.

OK, you've lost me.

This isn't a real restaurant. No place like this exists in Port Authority, and it never will. In fact, we don't exist. We're figments of some commercial real estate developer's fever dream. 

Oh... 

...

Try the grilled eggplant. It's to die.

"Officer, I swear, that concrete barrier came out of nowhere."

From Clever Commute this morning: "Bus hit guardrail on ramp heading into PA. Expect delays while it is being towed."

Oh yes, there were delays. 

Breathtaking!

Now it's starting to feel like Christmas. Christmas, 1973. 

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like... Christ, Really?

Watch as Port Authority is transformed into a glittering winter palace. 

[Insert Your Metaphor of Choice Here]

The Port Authority Thinks You Are an Idiot

Seriously, if you need instructions on the right way to ride an escalator, it's time to pack it in. You need more help than a poster will ever be able to provide.

Rats!

That what I said to myself--or words to that effect--after arriving at my gate at 8:31 PM for the 8:30 bus.

So I had a little time to kill....

A DeCamp Customer Finally Asks One Too Many Questions of His Driver

Kidding! It was just a bomb scare.

Festival of Lights

Ooh, what's happening here?

The holidays at Port Authority are a magical time. The shops, the revelry, the sparkle in the eye of that homicidal maniac who has been staring longingly at you and your possessions every morning for weeks. It all adds up to something...unforgettable.

I can only imagine that a quaint Alpine village in miniature is being erected in front of Au Bon Pain just in time for Christmas. Or perhaps a full-scale replica of Santa's workshop! The anticipation is already killing me.

Whatever it may be, it doesn't look at all disruptive.

I Think I Can, I Think I Can... Oh, Screw It

From Clever Commute this morning:

Sent: 9:13 AM
Subject: Brokedown bus at pabt

We're de-bussing on the ramp and walking the rest of the way in.

Anyone have pictures?