Here you go.... More wild salmon in sweet-chili glaze?
Yes, please! What did you say the name of this place is?
It has no name.
A restaurant with no name? Who ever heard of such a thing?
This isn't a real restaurant.
Come again? Next you're going to tell me we're not actually in the bus station.
OK, you've lost me.
This isn't a real restaurant. No place like this exists in Port Authority, and it never will. In fact, we don't exist. We're figments of some commercial real estate developer's fever dream.
Try the grilled eggplant. It's to die.